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ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS,
your true love gave to you...a partridge in a pear tree. Sorry, but we
can't find the partridge, so we are giving you some pears from the tree
the partridge flew away from. (attach to a can of pears or fresh
pears, a pear tart with the recipe)
ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you...two
turtle doves...but don't have any...will candy turtles do? (a box of
chocolate carmel turtles)
ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you...three
French hens...well, we don't have any French hens, so we're giving you
some chicken noodle soup, compliments of the three French hens.
(attach to can of chicken noodle soup, you could also give a Kentucky
Fried Chicken Gift Certificate, a roasted chicken just change the
saying).
ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you...four
calling birds...we can't find those calling birds though! Here are 4
messages they left for you before they flew off! (attach to 4
messages describing what a wonderful person.)
ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you...five
golden rings, but sorry, we're too poor for golden rings, but will some
golden pineapple rings do? (attach to can of pineapple rings add a
recipe for pineapple upside downcake)
ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you...six
geese a laying, but we know you don't really want the mess of six geese
all over your house, do you? How about some eggs that they left behind!
(attach to a half, dozen eggs)
ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to
you...seven swans a swimming! OK, we looked for the swans, but couldn't
find them, but we did find some bubble bath they used while they were
swimming! (attach to bottle of bubble bath)
ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to
you...eight maids a-milking. Here is some milk we got from the eight
maids -- we think they must have been milking some brown cows!
(attach to a container of chocolate milk)
ON THE NINTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you...nine
ladies dancing...Here are some canes used by the nine ladies who were
out dancing all night! (attach to a nine candy canes)
ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you...ten
lords-a-leapin' - here is some "Ben Gay", which is highly recommended by
the ten Lords we saw out jumping around. (attach to a package of Ben
Gay rubbing lotion)
ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to
you...eleven pipers piping, so here is a pipe of your own, have fun with
it, but don't "blow" the whole day! (attach to a bubble pipe and
bubble solution)
ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, your true love gave to you...twelve
drummers drumming, but we figured twelve drummers drumming would take up
way too much room, so we drummed up some cookies for you...hope they
keep this from being just another hum-"drum" day for you! (attach to
a plate of cookies)
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